It’s practically the perfect situation. You can get really drunk, not have to pay for it, and not get arrested by any authorities. This is exactly what happened to some very lucky volunteers in Missouri, and they chronicled the whole thing in one very hilarious TikTok.

Everything started when the Jefferson County Sheriff’s Office offered free booze to the public to participate in a hands-on field sobriety training program called a “wet lab.”

The sheriff’s office put a message on Facebook that said:

“The Sheriff’s Office is looking for alcohol drinkers Tuesday-Thursday this week, and we are buying! Seriously, we buy, you drink, and we provide your transportation home (not jail). The catch? After you drink, officers will be testing you on standardized field sobriety tests. Upon completion of your field sobriety tests, you will then submit a breath sample to determine your level of intoxication. Location: 400 First Street in Hillsboro. Time: Noon-4:00 P.M.”

Here’s how it works: You meet up with other fine upstanding public servants in a room where you drink and socialize for “1-2 hours.” Then the cops come in and you have to do “a series of field sobriety tests.”

To further incentivize the public, the sheriff’s office assured the public that “While we will not be providing Pappy Van Winkle, we promise not to serve you cheap wine or rail liquor. We appreciate our volunteers more than that.”

This is a pretty fun story on its own, but what really makes this thing sing is the video. A user named sydalexandra posted a video where two people are in the backseat of a car.

“Hey guys, come with me to get [messed] up at the police station on the state’s dime.” Suck it, government!

We watch them walking up to the police station, and then in a conference looking room taking shots with other volunteers. Next they’re drinking doubles and playing drinking games. I miss college.

Then, more shots! The only place with more shots in that building is the shooting range. Of course, you have to shotgun a beer on the veranda of the sheriff’s office building.

The young woman in the video hits a .146 on the breathalyzer. Impressive! In Missouri, you’re legally intoxicated at .08. The other guy hits an almost as impressive .138.

The sheriff’s office also gave them pizza. Is this the most chill sheriff’s office in the country? Sure seems like it.

The last thing we see is our intrepid public servants hammered out of their minds in the backseat on the way home.

“Every single cop would have arrested me,” she said. “Me too,” the man said. Do all sheriff’s offices need drinkers? Because what a beautiful thing.

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UFOs, UAPS, and space invaders; artificial intelligence, mutating mosquitos, and worldwide conspiracies — 2023 could go down as the wackiest year in human history. Oh, and the Loch Ness Monster might be real. Like, REALLY real. Are you surprised?

With a recent expedition that quickly became the largest search for Scotland’s Loch Ness Monster in the last 50 years, scientific researchers from around the world got together this past weekend to try and finally track down the legendary Scottish creature known aptly as “Nessie.”

Utilizing drones with thermal scanners, boats, infrared cameras, and underwater hydrophones — the folks involved in this monster hunt certainly weren’t messing around, and the results are finally in… They found it.

Just kidding. Although project leader Alan McKenna and his colleagues mentioned hearing “strange noises” in an interview with DW News, along with a slew of tips and videos, no conclusive evidence was found to support the existence of one of the world’s most sought-after mythical beasts. Yet.

Due to the massive influx of information from the search, those involved think it will be quite a while before we get any information, and all we Loch Ness lovers can do now is cross our tin-foiled fingers. Until then, let’s take a look at the history of the Loch Ness Monster outright and how this aquatic legend was born in the first place.

Origins of the Loch Ness Monster

Loch Ness is a large freshwater lake located in the Scottish Highlands and serves as the United Kingdom’s largest lake (by volume) on record. The term “loch” is the Irish, Scottish Gaelic, and Scots word for lake or sea inlet and continues to be an iconic part of the culture’s ongoing vernacular.

Stories of a monster inhabiting the body of water can be traced back as far as 565 AD, and since then, there have been nearly 1,100 recorded sightings of the monster itself. Officially, with some conservative estimates predicting that many more go unreported each year.

A local legend until 1934, Nessie gained worldwide acclaim when a London physician snapped a photo of the supposed creature while enjoying time near the water. The image, which has come to be known as the “The Surgeon’s Photo,” has since been debunked — but has continued to serve as an emblem for the mythos surrounding the hypothetical creature.

There’s no hiding it. We all want to believe. Finding out that some sort of ancient underwater dinosaur has been hiding in Loch Ness for centuries wouldn’t just be a mind-melter. It would redefine our collective conceptions of nature altogether. Cool, right?

Still, we’re going to need a lot more than strange noises to confirm the existence of something as divisive as the Loch Ness monster. Just because the search has ended without evidence doesn’t mean there isn’t any out there. Happy hunting!

It’s every parent’s worst nightmare. A young child who doesn’t know any better walks off. He doesn’t just get lost, he walks right into a lake and starts to drown. What if no one sees him? An unimaginable tragedy captured on TikTok. This almost happened if not for the heroic, instinctive thinking of a mom who happened to be passing by.

The whole incident was caught on a security camera, and then the woman gave a little debriefing, soaking wet, about what just happened. Let’s start with the initial video.

We see a little dude just trotting around his yard before he goes behind a house. Text on the video says “So this [happened] yesterday in my backyard. I didn’t know until I looked on the camera after I heard the lady scream ‘HE’S IN THE WATER.’”

The camera switches to the backyard and the little guy is now sprinting toward something. He runs full speed to the edge of the water, pauses for a split second and then jumps right in like it was a solid surface.

He slips right in and immediately starts to drown. It is not fun to watch. He moves away from the edge and more in the middle. He flails around. OK, enough of that. Now to the heroics.

Next scene: The sound kicks on and we see two women. One of them screams the thing and starts sprinting, no hesitation. The other one is older and can’t move that fast. The now soaked woman pulls the drowning kid from the water. Next scene, kid is in his grandmother’s arms and smiling. No harm, no foul.

That could be the end of it, but the heroic woman, still soaking, records a debrief video.

She’s breathless and very wet. “I literally just threw myself into one of the lakes near my house to save a four-year-old boy who just like walked out of his house randomly, and he’s autistic, and he just walked and kept walking.”

Apparently the grandparent asked, “have you seen him?”

She starts to show off her wet clothes and takes off a boot full of water. “I didn’t even think,” she said. “I’m not even a swimmer.” You can tell the emotion of the moment is starting to sink in.

“I was so scared, but I think I save a little kid’s life today.” You indeed did, heroic swimmer. You indeed did.

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